- By Sachyit Manoj
I woke up with a headache
Seeing the gingerbread man awake.
I asked him, “What ‘re you doing up so early?”
And he said, “I just want to make my hair more curly.”
I got really annoyed at him, like most,
And all I wanted was for him to leave my coast.
I then started brushing my teeth with white chocolate,
Turned on the TV to watch Harry Potter and Goblet.
Then I went to take bath while eating my candy cane,
Just staring outside at the trees from my window pane.
Just when I saw the sun rise right above my house,
And years of hard work vanished – just like my spouse.